Noisy Donkeys?

Just a quick blog to say tomorrows comic will be up about 7pm GMT because I need to get it finished when I get in from work as spider solitaire took over my pc for tonight and yeah, nothing to do with you! On another note I'm working on my new proper website for my comics, blogs and videos and I'm very much looking forward to purchasing it and getting it up and running so I can feel more pro... but still with no viewers/readers and as a special treat here's some bizarre donkeys having a good time.

Place to live?

Just thought I would make a quick post as I had an idea of something in my head. I was thinking where I would love to live, this all came about as my friend Charlotte got married and moved to the Isle Of Man (she has started a blog since going there too so click here to check that out) and I wasn't just thinking real places, I thought about anywhere. So after much thought of about 30 seconds I knew it would have to be Tracy Island from Thunderbirds as it's fuckin' great there, massive house, they seem to never have to buy anything it's all just there, lovely view outside and we must not forget the machines and rockets that can go into space and under water and I personally think that is unbeatable apart from the fact this could mean me going back to 1969 to live there which would mean no internet... shit... I would just move there in this year then, that kinda makes more sense... if it fucking existed to start with. Anyway, so I thought I would try this to see what happens, I would like you to tell me where you would love to live, fictional or not and leave a comment telling me where and why (I'm going to get a page or whatever the hell it's called on facebook for JellyMilk at some point) so see ya until next time.

Me on the Disney channel?

I'm pretty sure you will have seen this. I have never met this kid in person so I would never go as far to say I hate him but the're two very good reasons for me not being his number anything fan. First because he's everywhere I go on the internet, I can't go on any website without seeing his face or some banner about him and now he's on my fucking blog because I put him here but at least it's a video that made me laugh slightly and secondly  he ain't nothing special is he? Seriously, he's not that different from any other kid other than now he's proberbly filthy rich and he's so full of himself I wanna vomit blood until I no longer can do anything but sleep which is why when I saw this I thought it was rather funny but he still gets the upper hand because he starts moaning to the camera about it and it makes me mad, loads of kids bang their heads on shit and they don't get 2 million views on youtube, if he had fallen through the glass door and cut all his face to shit then yes he could have had some extra views and a bit of sympathy plus he can't speak properly, listen to what he says to the camera near the end proberbly should stop looking in the mirror and get his ass back to school! I'm only jellous because I'm not famous and rich... Disney would never let me on their channel.

Scooby Doo

Ok, Scooby Doo makes no sense. They chase around freaky fake ghosts with a fuckin' talking dog with a speach impediment. Shaggy the vegi-hippy eats way too much food and still doesn't put on any weight so in reality he should be one obese bastard, unless it's because he's always crapping himself and running away all the time. Velma is either a lesbian or she can seriously hold back her urges for intercourse, I'm supprised she's not raped Shaggy or Fred. Speaking of Fred, what's his deal? The others are all trying to help out some old fuckers farm and he's in the stables banging the hell outta Daphne, I don't blame him I suppose, though she does seem a bit stuck up and proberbly just lays on her back and expects Fred to be the pumper. I was going to have a rant about Scrappy Doo but I think every single person in the world hated him as much as I do. On a serious note I loved Scooby Doo as a kid but it is still one hell of a screwed up cartoon, seriously... if I was them I would have just left the arcade to be haunted and fuck trying to save a random old mans business te crazy asshole shouldn't go upsettin' ghosts.

Porcupine

So on my browsing ways I came across this picture and instantly thought, "who the fuck does that remind me of!" So I pondered and pondered for at least 2 seconds before seeing it, Doctor Emmett Brown from the "Back to the future" movies! So I thought I would post it up here as I am rather bored and I have just re-installed some image editting software on my pc and wanted to write something... for fun.

SHIT is a WEAPON

Ok, I really have seen sweet f-all that I can make fun of or something funny out of recently BUT not to fear as I just happened to find this picture whilst browsing Google as usual. It's from a website you must have been on at some point in time called funnyandjokes.com. It's worth a peek but I'm immature as this picture just makes me laugh at a glance so some genius has made my night that little bit less pointless. Oh, yeah, whilst on Gooogle image I typed in "geni" to start typing in "genius" to see what images there was and upon entering "geni" the most typed is "genital warts" seriously... what the fuck, who thinks "geni... geni....tal warts!" as there conclusion to those four letters, Google is one sick mother-fudger.

Random me google

So, I thought it would be good to see what Google comes up with when I type in a start of a sentence, we've all done this I'm sure. Google shows you the most popular thing typed in based off how you start your sentence, so I tried "What's her". I can possibly understand the top one, people may very well want to know about a disease but the 2nd most searched is "What's her face", now I know some people say, "I know her from somewhere... it's erm... what's her face" but I doubt very much that Google has any idea who the fuck you're trying to think of, I mean Google is great 'n' all but it ain't no fuckin' mind reader. "What's heroes about" is the final one in the list, if you wanna know what it's about just watch the fucking programs first episode or just turn on your T.V as it's advertised every 2 seconds and could give you a slight clue what it's about... maybe it's about some heroes? Why don't you try at home? Just start a sentence in Google and see what crazy shit you get.

DCIGTH

I'm still offf work and don't really have a decent post to make myself today so I thought instead I would post a link to a great webcomic I read called Darwin Carmichael is Goig To Hell. It's one of those comics you start reading and get sucked in by, I enjoy it anyway so check it out and speaking of comics, I should proberbly get a couple of my own done with me being off ill and all and work on the new site which I am hoping will be up and ready in the next 2 months, I just need to get my lazy ass working on it instead of putting it off. Might post later if I make any progress... so I'll see you tomorrow, see what I did there? Yeah....

Zombie Kid Report

I know this video is really old but I still can't get over it. What the hell is this kid on? Seriously though, if I saw my kid talking to a reporter dressed as a zombie I'd be fine with that but if I heard what he said I would high five him then give him no food for weeks for thinking of it before I did. Clever little cat-toucher. (youtube is being a pain in the ass so you'll have to click the link instead of viewing it from here)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CMNry4PE93Y

Bubble eyes

Since I really had nothing important or even slightly interesting today I thought it would be fun to post a picture of a bubble-eyed-goldfish. Imagin trying to have a staring contest with this sucker, it would be like trying to see where someones lazy eye is looking and thinking, "is she/he looking at the cobwebs on my phone book or the dead fly on the floor" (No offence to people with lazy eyes of course)

In all fairness the fish looks really cool in a weird way, I would seriously have one or two as a pet but I would hate to see one accidently pop it's own eye on a sharp rock, it would proberbly hang off it's face like an odd coloured empty ball-sack.

Baked Potato-man

Ok, so I was playing "Half-Life 2" the other day on my PC (yes I know it's old but I was bored and it's still an awesome game) and it came to my attention that after beating seven shades of shit outta this guys head with a crowbar how much he looked like a fucked baked potato with lasagne slapped on his forehead and teeth as a chin-side order. I mean it's one thing to die a painful exploding barrel-crowbar-face-battering death but to be left looking like a 6 o' clock meal is taking the michael a little bit I think... but it was fun. I'll post some more old game pics when I'm playing next and I spot any worth mentioning.

Dreams and Cryostasis

I wanted to make a quick post this afternoon about dreams.
Now in dreams pretty much anything can happen right? It's like the only place someone could butt-fuck a turtle whilst eating a block of stale cheese, so my point being is why doesn't everyone just stay asleep? A lot of people find their lives boring and mundane, like myself, so why don't they make a huge complex for people who can't be arsed with boring lives to have a cryostasis pod where they just sleep until they die because it's not really youthanasia if they still feed you through tubes, right? Now, this may seem like I'm saying, "Oh, someone kill me" but I'm not, I'm just stating that some people find life boring and even people with illnesses and such could go into one of these pods. I've said my piece about that... now I've read it through it looks fucked-up and that I wish everyone would just sleep and die of old age so let me make this quite clear, that is only 50% true!

So the other day...

... I did totally fuck all. Everything I did went tits up and it still went tits up today, what a load of shite!