Scooby Doo

Ok, Scooby Doo makes no sense. They chase around freaky fake ghosts with a fuckin' talking dog with a speach impediment. Shaggy the vegi-hippy eats way too much food and still doesn't put on any weight so in reality he should be one obese bastard, unless it's because he's always crapping himself and running away all the time. Velma is either a lesbian or she can seriously hold back her urges for intercourse, I'm supprised she's not raped Shaggy or Fred. Speaking of Fred, what's his deal? The others are all trying to help out some old fuckers farm and he's in the stables banging the hell outta Daphne, I don't blame him I suppose, though she does seem a bit stuck up and proberbly just lays on her back and expects Fred to be the pumper. I was going to have a rant about Scrappy Doo but I think every single person in the world hated him as much as I do. On a serious note I loved Scooby Doo as a kid but it is still one hell of a screwed up cartoon, seriously... if I was them I would have just left the arcade to be haunted and fuck trying to save a random old mans business te crazy asshole shouldn't go upsettin' ghosts.