Extreme Football

Ok, anyone who knows me knows that I'm not a huge football fan, I do like football and follow the world cup... kind of but I think I should consider starting my own sport called Extreme Football where the rules are simple and a little different. What are the rules you may be thinking, well for starters there's no offside rule which means there would proberbly be more goals without some dumbass holding up a flag every 5 minutes, the goal keeper is allowed to headbutt players in the face if he thinks they're causing a threat to him as the players have slingshots that can only be shot in the opposite direction they're running in and finally and most importantly there's the landmines, yes, 15 landmines which are on the pitch in random places making the players rather edgy as they could be catapulted into the air and their body parts scattered over 30 square feet of the pitch. That is my idea of extreme football. What sport would you like to see extremed up? Comment!

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