Now I want to say firstly that I love Mario games a lot but seriously, Princess Peach just pretty much lets herself get kidnapped by Bowser, I never see her even attempt to not get taken away and I'm sure that she could protect herself and one of my main points is because she's a fuckin' Princess so she has the money to build better security in Mushroom Kingdom especially in her own castle. I think she does it for the attention, maybe Princess Peach just craves attention from a stubby fat plumber which brings me to my next point, Mario is a fuckin' plumber NOT a macho hero-of-the-day kind of guy, don't get me wrong here, I think Mario kicks ass but the guy has to eat magic mushrooms to get a buzz to kill walking brown mushrooms and turtles. When was the last time you had a problem with your shower head and a short, druggy, tubby, italian came to your house then left halfway through to rescue a Princess, proberbly never so he's gotta be getting something off her for all the times he's saved her ass from danger... and I bet she loves it. So, in the end I do think that Mario is a bit like Princess Peach's hero bitch and I've done a quick drawing of what things might be like behind closed doors (below) but I will say this, as long as the games keep coming, I'll keep playin'..
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