I've always wanted a pet duck. There's 2 main reasons why this is not possible though, firstly I don't have a pond, this is possibly the biggest problem when wanting to own a duck due to the fact I've heard that ducks tend to like water and I can't just hope we have floods every other day to help my little duck (which I would proberbly call Harold) get all the watery needs he may have and I would feel very sad looking at Harolds face when he is water-deprived.
The second big issue is that I'm rather fond of duck pancake rolls from pretty much any chinese takeaway and I don't think I could resist the urge, when very hungry, to attack Harold and cut him up to go with some lovely hoisin sauce and pancakes, this would be even more likely to happen if I thought he was water-deprived because I would then go for the "might as well put him out of his misery" excuse.
So that's the 2 main reasons I'm banned from the park. On a related subject, here's 2 brothers blowing an egg up in a microwave.
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(Don't worry, I would never hurt a duck unless he started it)
