Miley Cyrus And Me Go Tripping!

Yes, you may not believe it but me and Miley C (she lets me call her that when the cameras aren't looking) are like party buddies! Seriously, I'm like her dealers uncles cousin. I joke... kind of.
If you're like me and don't really follow shit that goes on anywhere in the world ever then you may have realised that you could not avoid the story of Miss. Cyrus and her "Big Bong Adventure" which didn't interest me until she had this to say: "Oh my God! He looks so much like him! He looks so much like Liam," Cyrus giggles. Unable to convince her pal, she asks, "Is that me tripping? He doesn't look like Liam at all? Dude, that looks just like Liam!"
That's right, I'm even turning up in Mileys trips and as much as me and Miley C are BFF's and everything I can safely say I wasn't there but DAMN I'm like a human-mind-rash to that girl! No, seriously she was talking about her much richer boyfriend Liam Hemsworth whom is like my stunt double in my movies when they need a close up on my chin or something. The lesson to be taken here is that no matter how "off your tits" you are Miley, I will still be somewhere in the world writting random bollocks on my blog and then turning up in your trips like a pink elephant made of marshmellow and curry.
Here's a link to the story if you actually give a shit: Miley's Big Bong Adventure

Here's a photo of me and Miley on holiday to Bakewell. She just can't put that fuckin' bong down for 2 seconds, not even when Samual Jenkins the third was taking our picture... that's Miley!