2010 In The Balls

Yes, it comes to the end of yet another year and I'll be honest when I'm glad to say, "Fuck you 2010 now get into the sun." The year was not one of the best ever for many reasons such as the movie "The Karate Kid" came out and so did "Twilight: Eclipse" (now these are just my views... so they're correct) and many more. In all fairness there was as also some good films this year but I think it's a 85% shit movies and 15% movies that I didn't mind watching.
Now I know what you're thinking, "Liam, you can't base a year on just the films." You are correct, I can't, but there has been a lot of personal issues that have gone very wrong like my BFF Miley C getting off her rocker and me having to stop her eating the floor, my uncles, sisters brother in-law turned out to have never existed and a shortage of bannanas at my local shop caused a serious stir for about 0.5 people, you see? So I have drawn a little cartoon of myself kicking the year 2010 in the balls directly into the sun. Come on 2011 don't be a bitch or you'll be getting the, what I like to call, "The pounding in the ass till death" move.

Miley Cyrus And Me Go Tripping!

Yes, you may not believe it but me and Miley C (she lets me call her that when the cameras aren't looking) are like party buddies! Seriously, I'm like her dealers uncles cousin. I joke... kind of.
If you're like me and don't really follow shit that goes on anywhere in the world ever then you may have realised that you could not avoid the story of Miss. Cyrus and her "Big Bong Adventure" which didn't interest me until she had this to say: "Oh my God! He looks so much like him! He looks so much like Liam," Cyrus giggles. Unable to convince her pal, she asks, "Is that me tripping? He doesn't look like Liam at all? Dude, that looks just like Liam!"
That's right, I'm even turning up in Mileys trips and as much as me and Miley C are BFF's and everything I can safely say I wasn't there but DAMN I'm like a human-mind-rash to that girl! No, seriously she was talking about her much richer boyfriend Liam Hemsworth whom is like my stunt double in my movies when they need a close up on my chin or something. The lesson to be taken here is that no matter how "off your tits" you are Miley, I will still be somewhere in the world writting random bollocks on my blog and then turning up in your trips like a pink elephant made of marshmellow and curry.
Here's a link to the story if you actually give a shit: Miley's Big Bong Adventure

Here's a photo of me and Miley on holiday to Bakewell. She just can't put that fuckin' bong down for 2 seconds, not even when Samual Jenkins the third was taking our picture... that's Miley!